Sunday, April 10, 2011

Things you should know about gamers


     Fact: I am a gamer. 
     Fact: I am that pimp that I can be a gamer and still have a sexy lady
     Fact: I know the difference between a game and reality...
 
     I love playing video games. It helps me calm down...
     You can laugh all you want, but think about it; I get to focus on one thing. I can tune out the world and not have to deal with it's bullshit. I can shoot guys in the head and it's okay. I can get involved with and enjoy some epic story lines. It's my own escape. However, don't get me wrong. I do have a life outside of gaming. I work a M-F 8-5 job. I am married and am very engaged in the progression of our relationship. I clean my house. I a a really good cook (which is one of my other joys and I will eventually get to it. I love cooking for other people). I take care of shit. But I will also spend as much of my free time, when I am alone, playing video games. That means that I have spent some Saturdays playing all day long. No, I don't always do that.
      Okay so why are you reading this pointless bit of information about me you might ask? Simple...I think people who think that video games cause violence are fucking stupid. I also think that if you are one of those people who uses video games for an excuse for your violence are even more fucking stupid and I want to kick you in the nuts or vagina for making the rest of us look crazy. And no I do not want to cause harm to them because I saw it in a video game. I want to do it because I want to do it. I mean really, how dumb can you be to not know the difference? And really, if you are having trouble knowing the difference there is probably something really wrong with you. I mean you probably were torturing animals and burning your little sister's barbie dolls. You may have even "accidentally" tried to burn your house down with everybody in it.
      Why can't people just be responsible for their own fucking actions? Yes, bad shit happens to people and bad shit can affect how people react in situations. However, it is still your fucking choice to have not dealt with it. I mean if you are under the age of 18 then I think your parents are ultimately responsible for not getting you the help. Of course, parents don't want to admit they are wrong either. It's always someone else's fault. Here's an example:
      Principal: "Mr and Mrs Smith (because it's usually some fucking crazy white boy. What does it really say when your race produces so many crazy serial killers and serial killers in training?) We are here today because your son Johnathon threatened to kill a boy in school yesterday and then brought a hunting knife to school today. Luckily somebody saw it in his backpack when he was getting his books out and let us know. We've talked about his behavior before. "
      Mrs. Smith: "Oh I can't believe that Johnny would bring a weapon to school. He would never hurt anybody. He's just different. People have trouble understanding him."
      Mr. Smith: "Boy, I fucking told you not to do this shit again."
      Mrs. Smith: "Honey, it's okay...Johnny didn't mean anything. This is just a misunderstanding."
      Principal: "There is no mistake. Johnathon did bring the knife to school. Is this yours Mr. Smith?" He shows the large hunting knife.
      Mr. Smith: "No I've never seen that knife before. I don't keep things like that in the house."
      The principal looks at Mr. Smith. He knows that he is lying. "Are you sure it's not? Do you want to look at it a little close?"
       Mr. Smith: "I told you it wasn't fucking mine. Come on son we are leaving. We will deal with this when we get home."
      Principal: "We aren't done here."
      Mr. Smith: "I'll tell you when we are done. Son let's go."
      They all get up to leave. Mrs. Smith stays a few second longer. "He really is a good boy."
      Principal: "He is suspended pending an expulsion hearing. This behavior is not allowed."
      She tries to persuade the principal to rethink his behavior. Then blah blah blah. They get home. The dad beats the shit out of the son and then he goes into his room and listens to either gangsta rap or heavy metal and stews in his rage until he snaps and kills either his family or everyone at school. Fuck Johnny and his crazy killing kitties when he's five ass. Fuck mommy and daddy Smith for being fucking douche bags and not taking any responsibility...

       Wow I feel like I kind of went on a crazy tangent there...
        Okay so what did we learn?

         Real gamers don't kill people because of video games
         Crazy people kill people.
         Parents should take some responsibility for their kids.
         I hate it when people don't take responsibility for their own actions.
         Oh and if you don't agree with this...you are probably one of the people I am talking about.
    
         Oh and one more important thing before I go. It is something that almost never gets brought up and I am going to make it bold so that you get it. IF YOU ARE A PARENT AND YOU LET YOUR CHILD PLAY THE SAME VIDEO GAMES THAT YOU DO AND I DO (MEANING IT IS RATED M) YOU ARE A FUCKING STUPID IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER. THOSE GAMES ARE NOT INTENDED FOR THEM. When you are 5 years old you don't get right and wrong the same way we do. Why do you need to subject them to that shit at such a young age? When you get older you get jaded and being able to shoot a fake computer image in the head is awesome. BE RESPONSIBLE for your fucking kids man. If you don't understand why this is an issue then you are that parent. You are that fucking stupid. 

    


    

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